And I’m Proud to Be a Missourian

Let’s face it: there are many reasons to not be so proud that I’m from Missouri. Number one would have to be our number one claim to fame — Crystal Meth. That’s right, kids, eefers grew up in the Meth Capital of the World, Independence, MO. Then there’s that whole John Ascroft thing. And who can forget all the teen pregancies? But sometimes, just sometimes, I’m so damned proud of my home state that I can barely keep from wetting myself, and right now happens to be one of those times. Not only did my homies elect a Democratic WOMAN to the U.S. Senate, they also voted in favor of stem cell research. Oh my god, I can’t wait for the Michael J. Fox + Claire McCaskill aborted fetus stem cells to grow into the cutest clone baby ever!

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